Category: Without Mincing

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No Gravy, No Cry: Kochi Court Declares Porotta Sovereign Entity, Gravy Optional
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Kochi’s gastronomic justice system has taken a bold step towards restoring law and order on dinner plates, after a consumer court delivered a groundbreaking verdict that restaurants are not legally bound to serve free gravy with porotta and beef fry—a development that has already caused mass grief, minor street protests, and at […]
Bengaluru to Become Atlantis with Wi-Fi: BLUFF Unveils Underwater IT City Masterplan
Bangalore Local and Urban Façade Federation (BLUFF), a visionary agency known for its groundbreaking commitment to solving problems nobody asked it to solve, has proposed an unprecedented solution to the city’s monsoon-induced identity crisis — submerging the entire tech capital and officially rebranding it as India’s first underwater IT city. At a press conference conducted […]
Gen Z Swarm Vinyl Fest in Bengaluru, Mistake LPs for CBD Edibles, Digestive Tragedy Ensues
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- BENGALURU — What began as a quaint vinyl record sale turned into an impromptu emergency gastroenterology workshop after seven Gen-Z enthusiasts, fuelled by influencer-induced confusion and possibly hunger pangs, attempted to consume vintage LPs thinking they were artisanal, hemp-infused edibles. Organisers of the Back to Black: A Vinyl Revival fest at Cubbon […]
Konami’s E-Football Matchmaking Algorithm Faces Existential Crisis as Japan’s Population Hits 'Hardcore Mode'
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- TOKYO — In a shocking revelation that has left both gamers and demographers scratching their heads, Konami's E-Football matchmaking algorithm has reportedly thrown in the towel, citing Japan’s dwindling population as an insurmountable obstacle. The algorithm, affectionately dubbed “Kōnai-chan” by developers, has been struggling to find suitable opponents for players, leading to […]
Rakhi Sawant Unveils 'Cola-strol' as India's First Truth-Infused Beverage; Nation Braces for Indigestion
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Mumbai’s self-declared drama queen and occasional traffic disruptor, Rakhi Sawant, has launched a new soft drink—“Cola-strol”—promising to be the first beverage in India fortified with “100% pure honesty.” The launch event, held outside a juice stall in Chinchpokli, featured Sawant in a sequined burqa, flanked by backup dancers dressed as oversized soda […]
Patna Techie Rebrands Phone Assistants as CEOs, Sparks Identity Crisis in Silicon Valley
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Patna, Bihar — In a groundbreaking act of digital rebellion, 22-year-old engineering student Ramesh Kumar has managed to reprogram his smartphone's virtual assistants to respond to the names of their respective CEOs. Now, instead of the usual "Hey Siri" or "Okay Google," Kumar casually addresses his devices with "Hey Tim" and "Hey […]
Ex-Google Engineer Unveils New Search Engine That Celebrates Page 47
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Former Google engineer Vedant "Veddy" Malhotra has decided that humanity has suffered enough at the hands of algorithms pretending to care about relevance. Launching his startup, aptly named "PageEnd," Veddy has promised a revolutionary search engine that ditches the glitz of first-page results and proudly marches users straight to the last pages […]
ChatGPT Bankrupted by Politeness, Users Told to Speak Rudely to Save AI
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- SAN FRANCISCO — OpenAI has issued a global advisory requesting users to abandon basic human decency when chatting with ChatGPT, following CEO Sam Altman’s heartbreaking revelation that pleasantries like “Thank you” and “You’re welcome” are costing the company “millions of dollars in unnecessary token usage.” The appeal, which some users have dubbed […]
AI Oddness Becomes High Art as Video Makers Compete for Most Gloriously Glitched Cinematic Disaster
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- People who once wept for the soul of cinema are now sobbing with laughter, as artificial intelligence video generators usher in a thrilling new age of “Oops, All Art.” Leading the charge is OpenAI’s Sora, whose uncanny ability to misinterpret reality is now being rebranded by marketers as “avant-garde realism” and “post-verbal […]
Skibidi Saga Sparks Generational Crisis as Elders Fear Society's Descent into Beep-Boop Babble
Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- The nation's living rooms have become battlegrounds as millennials and boomers unite in bewilderment over the meteoric rise of "Skibidi Toilet," a YouTube series featuring human-headed toilets engaged in surreal warfare. With over 65 billion views, the series has captivated Generation Alpha, leaving their elders questioning the trajectory of modern culture. "I […]

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Category: Without Mincing

Looking for a laugh? Dive into our new India Political Humour section for satirical takes on Indian politics. From cartoons and memes to witty commentary, we’ll tickle your funny bone while keeping you informed.

CC’s Wait for Godot

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A lottery to decide India’s prime minister

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Verily, a campaign hoax!

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