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Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- TOKYO — In a shocking revelation that has left both gamers and demographers scratching their heads, Konami's E-Football matchmaking algorithm has reportedly thrown in the towel, citing Japan’s dwindling population as an insurmountable obstacle. The algorithm, affectionately dubbed “Kōnai-chan” by developers, has been struggling to find suitable opponents for players, leading to […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Mumbai’s self-declared drama queen and occasional traffic disruptor, Rakhi Sawant, has launched a new soft drink—“Cola-strol”—promising to be the first beverage in India fortified with “100% pure honesty.” The launch event, held outside a juice stall in Chinchpokli, featured Sawant in a sequined burqa, flanked by backup dancers dressed as oversized soda […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Patna, Bihar — In a groundbreaking act of digital rebellion, 22-year-old engineering student Ramesh Kumar has managed to reprogram his smartphone's virtual assistants to respond to the names of their respective CEOs. Now, instead of the usual "Hey Siri" or "Okay Google," Kumar casually addresses his devices with "Hey Tim" and "Hey […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Former Google engineer Vedant "Veddy" Malhotra has decided that humanity has suffered enough at the hands of algorithms pretending to care about relevance. Launching his startup, aptly named "PageEnd," Veddy has promised a revolutionary search engine that ditches the glitz of first-page results and proudly marches users straight to the last pages […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- SAN FRANCISCO — OpenAI has issued a global advisory requesting users to abandon basic human decency when chatting with ChatGPT, following CEO Sam Altman’s heartbreaking revelation that pleasantries like “Thank you” and “You’re welcome” are costing the company “millions of dollars in unnecessary token usage.” The appeal, which some users have dubbed […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- People who once wept for the soul of cinema are now sobbing with laughter, as artificial intelligence video generators usher in a thrilling new age of “Oops, All Art.” Leading the charge is OpenAI’s Sora, whose uncanny ability to misinterpret reality is now being rebranded by marketers as “avant-garde realism” and “post-verbal […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- The nation's living rooms have become battlegrounds as millennials and boomers unite in bewilderment over the meteoric rise of "Skibidi Toilet," a YouTube series featuring human-headed toilets engaged in surreal warfare. With over 65 billion views, the series has captivated Generation Alpha, leaving their elders questioning the trajectory of modern culture. "I […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- FD Staff | FakingDaily.com Mumbai was left in a state of collective disinterest after local rapper and self-proclaimed "Brown Baadshah" Shah Rule, also known in much smaller font as Rahul Shahani, dropped his latest song 'Memes', a track that boldly attempts to redefine what it means to be a parody—without the need […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Bangalore’s beloved suburb of Kanneli—better known for its competitive borewell pricing and WhatsApp groups longer than municipal bylaws—has now found itself at the epicentre of an *epic* nature documentary, produced, directed, and cast entirely by one confused snake and two extremely opinionated myna birds. The drama unfolded like every other day in […]

Faking Daily Bureau/Bangalore- Mumbai, India — In a bold move that has left urban planners, environmentalists, and slumdog enthusiasts scratching their heads, Gautam Adani has unveiled his grand vision for Dharavi: transforming Asia's largest slum into a gleaming metropolis of luxury condos, artisanal garbage boutiques, and eco-friendly skyscrapers made entirely of recycled chai cups. Adani, […]